okane: (( 76. ))
mr. worm daddy ([personal profile] okane) wrote2023-09-14 09:18 pm

( THE CITY. ) IC CONTACT

NETWORK UN: MONEYSHOT
TOJI FUSHIGURO
JUJUTSU KAISEN

TEXT • AUDIO • VIDEO • ACTION • OVERFLOW
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text; un: desserts

[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-05 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Feel like having special grade scum owe you a favor?
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[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-05 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
I know how to kill people.

Anything else you're not willing to do for me?
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[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-05 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
How to kill someone?

You need that explained to you?

Didn't realize you were that useless.
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[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-05 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
You're a dumbass.

No more limits?
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[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-05 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not shady, and you're not funny~ Loser.

If I asked you to watch Getou and interfere if he tries to kill anyone or eat anything, what would that cost me?
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[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-05 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
( nope not yet, suffer. )

Tell me the price.
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[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-08 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
( well, this took a weird turn. )

I learned how to make the basics. Curry, yakisoba, nikujaga, tamagoyaki, omurice... The sort of things kids would eat easily.

( hint, hint. )

Any of that appeal to you? Think they've got miso soup at the store, so yeah. I could make you dinner.

( literally the worst idea in the world, and makes him sound like toji's wife now, but whatever... )
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[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-08 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You want me to come to your place and cook you dinner every single night?

What if I try to poison you? You aren't worried?
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[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-08 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Who says there's nothing showy about poison~?

Fine, stupid. You're right. If I kill you, it's gonna be fantastic.

Can I have the weekends off, danna-sama~?
( yes he's being a bitch about it. )
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[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-08 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
In exchange, you're not allowed to skip out on dinner to go gamble or drink your pathetic life away or go on dates.

If you don't show up, even once, or you're late, even once, the agreement is null and void.
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[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-08 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
( there is a great sigh at the pun. he's not even going to go there. )

No.♡

I won't poison you, so you'll eat what you get and you'll like it.

Do we have a deal or not?
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[personal profile] oversize 2023-10-08 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
( ... )

Stop him. Don't kill him.

And tell me.

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