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[okane]

NETWORK UN: MONEYSHOT TOJI FUSHIGURO JUJUTSU KAISEN TEXT • AUDIO • VIDEO • ACTION • OVERFLOW

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[okane]

<sub>[ Well, who can say no to that? Especially since he’s so thrifty.

This is sus, though. He assumes he has to do something to get this favor. ]</sub>

id never kill anyone for you

_{[ all he knows is kill..
and sex, really. ]}

[oversize]

I know how to kill people.

Anything else you're not willing to do for me?

[okane]

do you?
even when sorcery is altered here?

_{[ Obviously, he dislikes this guy. But hey, he disliked his whole clan and he could have probably taken them out, but he didn’t. He’s not always one to kill over bitterness. ]}

explain

[oversize]

How to kill someone?

You need that explained to you?

Didn't realize you were that useless.

[okane]

explain what you want me to DO

dumbass

[oversize]

You're a dumbass.

No more limits?

[okane]

i don’t know
im not limitless like you are

_{[ BADUMTSH. ]}

tell me first then ill see if i want to agree
i wasn’t born yesterday, i know how to agree to terms with shady people

[oversize]

I'm not shady, and you're not funny~ Loser.

If I asked you to watch Getou and interfere if he tries to kill anyone or eat anything, what would that cost me?

[okane]

_{[ ???
Okay, but his irritated expression slowly eases into some smugness. It’s a good thing Gojou can’t see that he’s interested so easily. ]}

h’ohhh
you don’t say
that’s interesting, you know

thought you were pals

_{[ SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HIM.. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ]}

[oversize]

( nope not yet, suffer. )

Tell me the price.

[okane]

<sub>[ mother FUCKER …

But man, it takes him awhile to think about this. He’s not ever really known about what to ask for payment for his work other than money..

The more he is existing in a place where money has no value, the more he hates it. Toji has to think hard about what is it he loves more than money (and sex..) and then it dawns on him, something genuine that he’s truly missed since Megumi’s mother passed.. ]</sub>

you cook?

<sub>[ Sure, he can go and get food at any convenience store around here, but Toji has been never good at cooking. It’s always been someone else cooking for him, even back when he lived with the Zenin clan.

There’s just something different and particularly satisfying about a home cooked meal. ]</sub>

[oversize]

( well, this took a weird turn. )

I learned how to make the basics. Curry, yakisoba, nikujaga, tamagoyaki, omurice... The sort of things kids would eat easily.

( hint, hint. )

Any of that appeal to you? Think they've got miso soup at the store, so yeah. I could make you dinner.

( literally the worst idea in the world, and makes him sound like toji's wife now, but whatever... )

[okane]

_{[ Look. It would have been much easier if this was a place where money was relevant. The idea of free things sounded great at first, but he’s finding it difficult to negotiate with people here without money in the line. ]}

not just a dinner
for the whole duration im doing this for you

<sub>[ So like.. every night? Surely Gojo can haggle with him, right?

Also, don’t remind him this is male wife behavior. He might throw up in his mouth a little at that thought. Still, who can resist a labor free, home cooked meal? ]</sub>

[oversize]

You want me to come to your place and cook you dinner every single night?

What if I try to poison you? You aren't worried?

[okane]

you’d kill me already if you sincerely wanted me dead

poison isn’t flashy either
it wouldn’t be like you to do something as pathetic and less showy as that

_{[ maybe he has a point.. it’s not like he wouldn’t study his targets or those who were going to interfere. Perhaps it’s kind of eerie he knows so much about Gojo. ]}

your clan has always been so extra about everything
besides, who would stalk your friend with me gone?

[oversize]

Who says there's nothing showy about poison~?

Fine, stupid. You're right. If I kill you, it's gonna be fantastic.

Can I have the weekends off, danna-sama~? ( yes he's being a bitch about it. )

[okane]

it’s not a flashy kill, like i said
no bending atoms kind of horseshit
of course im right about all of this, i know how assholes like you are

besides, ill be watching you cook very closely

_{[ You know what, all of this is annoying but he’s feeling generous, especially since Gojo doesn’t seem against the idea. ]}

alright
fine

[oversize]

In exchange, you're not allowed to skip out on dinner to go gamble or drink your pathetic life away or go on dates.

If you don't show up, even once, or you're late, even once, the agreement is null and void.

1/2

[okane]

void?
an unlimited kind of void?

_{[ That’s two puns in one texting conversation. That’s what happens when you become a dad, even if you’re an awful one. ]}

2/2

[okane]

i know it’s hard for you not to be difficult, but could you at least try?

i hope you take constructive criticism for your cooking

[oversize]

( there is a great sigh at the pun. he's not even going to go there. )

No.♡

I won't poison you, so you'll eat what you get and you'll like it.

Do we have a deal or not?

[okane]

_{[ … ]}

how much do you want me to interfere if he does something?

_{[ can he kill him.. pls.. ]}

[oversize]

( ... )

Stop him. Don't kill him.

And tell me.

1/2

[okane]

<sub>[ THE BIGGEST GROAN…

BECKY, LET ME SMASH (HIM TO PIECES) ]</sub>

2/2

[okane]

that’s really cute of you
after what he’s done, you still want him alive now that he’s back like i am

_{[ He’s got some information from sources. ]}