👅💦👨🏻FELIZ NAVIDADDY 👨🏻👅💦🧑🎄⁉️ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED ⁉️ 🎄today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING 😩 and encourage his second 💦 🧑🎄prepare to be FILLED 😩 with holiday cheer😉 you’ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF 🧝🏼♂️ but get ready to REARRANGE HER 🤶🏽😵💫 UNDER THE MANGER 🐪🍃👅 santa’s got a BIG 😮 SWEET 🍭STICKY 💧🍯 CANDY CANE 🍬to put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town 🏘️ but he’s also PENETRATING 👉🏼👌🏼the CHIMNEY 🕳️ 💨 and CUMMING ON ME ☃️ so don’t come a KNOCKIN 🤰🏻if the sleighs a ROCKIN 🛷😩 if you’ve got the cookie 🍪👅 santa’s got the MILK 🍼💦 and santa is HUNG 🍆‼️like the ornaments ‼️on your tree 🎄❓SO ASK YOURSELF ❓will you be TOPPING 😜👆🏼your tree this year or BOTTOMING? 😋 👇🏼 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝🏼♀️🧝🏼♂️👅 to receive a WHITE 🍼💦 christmas 😩🧑🎄 if you don’t get 1️⃣0️⃣ back get ready for santa’s 👅🪨ROCK HARD🪨👅 coal 😵💫
I thought it'd be fun to see what people would do. Not necessarily looking to get rearranged under a manger, necessarily. Though many did think it was a proposition of sorts.
@hunter, (nsfw) text
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ive been really naughty
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Get the ten, then we'll talk.
( maybe. )
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sounds to me you’re trying to get lucky
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Not necessarily looking to get rearranged under a manger, necessarily. Though many did think it was a proposition of sorts.
I ask a little more politely than that.
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it’s cute
what else do you do
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It wouldn't be so fun anymore if I just told you all my secrets, now would it? I'd lose a lot of my charm.
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that’s why im so curious about you
let me buy you dinner sometime
[ oh, shit.. is he gradually getting wrapped around her finger? ]