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[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected into their vision:
Dear Toji,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
[ It took him a while to even acknowledge what happened, that his father had saved him. Megumi shouldn't even really be surprised, because it's not the first time he's been saved by him in some way (if that time in Shibuya even counts). It took even longer for him to work up the nerve to finally drop the man a messag.e ]
[ Toji hasn’t really interacted with Megumi at all after the tsunami. It’s not like he’s been wondering why he hasn’t heard from Megumi because he doesn’t expect it, and maybe by now he has even forgotten that he helped him.
So to get a message from him suddenly is.. surprising. ]
[ Hopefully Toji is having a nice sleep in the wee hours of the night because Yor definitely hasn't. Not yet, at least. The power of alcohol that he will thankfully never know is that it lowers one's inhibitions and overall just encourages a person to make an absolute ass clown of themselves as a result. Fun stuff until sobriety hits you like an unexpectedly strong blast of ice water from the fountain.
Okay! ...'m shorry! Yer a big bear-m'n but can't just beat you up! Don'care what 'nyone shays! [ Who told her to throw hands? Someone did but she can't remember. ] Even'f I wanna 'n' they keep shaying I should 'cause you keep pullin' me close then pushin' me away! Alwaysh tellin' me not'ta bother with you!
[ She pauses to take a breath, but it comes out as a cough. Her voice is lower afterward. ]
'm not good't a lot. Men, cooking, shocials, 'n m'too strong fer my own good! I'm...just good for hurtin' 'n killin' 'n cleanin' up the messh...
But I think yer nice. I like you. A lot. Didn't know what t'do when you're so nice to me, 'n it hurt when you looked at me like y'didn' like me anymore. When you're mean and cold.
[ Just like then, it's hard to breathe when she thinks about it. He looked at her like...he was a thousand miles away. It leaves her with a weird hiccup between her words before she shakes herself out of it. ]
If'u're mean because you want me t'be mean back, I can't! I like you. Doeshn't feel like 'm shome kinda freaky monster when you're around.
...It'sh prob'ly stupid. Wanted to shpend more time with'yuu. Shtill do. [ sigh ] But y'sheem t'hate me now. S'my fault, I'm shorry. I was'tupid. Jus'wanted you t'know...I'm happy you're here.
Wanna hold your hand again. It was nice. Warm. [ She's out of steam. The wind sucked right out of her sails. Maybe she should just go to sleep and delete this recording later. ] Next time, I'd kiss you. If there'sh one.
[ That's the save button there right? Close enough. She's gonna select that and crawl under her covers, accompanied by a now awake and zooming kitten pouncing on her feet in her unconsciousness. ]
[ Fortunately, Toji is asleep at that hour. He had quite the busy evening with Ishmael the other night, and since he's still gloriously unemployed, he's taking time to sleep whenever he can. Though, the next morning when he gets this voicemail, he's unsure what it's going to be about since it's from Yor, but he listens closely as he sits up from his bed and allows the voicemail to play on his implant.
He listens to it. And then again, because he can't really understand some of her words when she's talking like this. Then, he finds himself listening to it a third time.. because he made it replay by accident. Then, a fourth time.. just because. A fifth time, because even when she's slurring like this, her voice is soothing. A sixth time, because.. well. He doesn't even know why. He knows she's drunk and maybe she didn't mean everything she just said, but he had given up making any advancements to her after she rejected his kiss at the cherry blossom festival. This voicemail proves that she's interested, though. She likes him a lot, she says. She would kiss him if she had another chance to. But maybe that's just alcohol talking, right? If that was really the case, why didn't she let him when the opportunity was presented to him? She said she's bad with men and social situations, was that it?
Toji listens to it a seventh time, mostly because he's lonely. He should send her a message and reassure her everything is okay. He should also encourage her and tell her not to feel bad about herself. He should lavish her with positive affirmations, that her strength is something beautiful and she shouldn't be ashamed of.
He should ... but he can't. Not like this so suddenly.
This is all too familiar with how he felt about his first wife and he's realized now why it's been so hard to be normal and flirtatious with her. She's just like Megumi's mom, and losing her was too painful.. he doesn't know if he should risk going through it again.
He has to think a little more before doing anything. Maybe it's some he sought out advice, but he doesn't even know who he could turn to when it comes to something like this, because that means he would probably have to open up about his deceased wife and he isn't sure who he can be vulnerable with when it comes to something like that. He's never talked to anyone about her.
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He's gotta do something, though, but instead.. he just stays in bed for awhile. ]
[ At this point, everytime he gets a message from Ishmael, he assumes it's going to be an encounter. It really has been nice because it's helping him forget the fact he's now got some emotions he's got to sort out. Surely that won't be a roadblock for what he has going on with Ishmael, right?
[ He's not spoken to Megumi since he has tried to apologize to him. It's odd that Megumi is reaching out to him this time around, but Toji can't ignore it. ]
[ It's a nice evening in Yor's room. The AC actually works too so staying snug in her bed next to the giant bear-shaped space heater named Toji isn't unbearably hot and uncomfortable. While she reads an article via her implant, a thought hits her and she tilts her head a bit to look at him. ]
Toji? I've been meaning to ask you something. It may be a bit weird.
[ guess who is living up to his big lazy bear accusation and cracking one eye open to look at her. ]
Hnn. You can ask me anything…
[ But now that he’s been disturbed, he scoots a little bit closer on the bed and sits up in his forearms, one of them settling in the other side of Yor so he’s somewhat hovering over her and then also relaxed on his side of the bed. He watches her, expecting something serious. ]
[ In the wake of Megumi's disappearance, Yuji is miserable, but... He's also got too big of a heart. He makes his way to Toji's room and, as quickly as he can, slips a Polaroid of his best friend under the door. Just so Toji has something to remember him by, for now. ]
[ As she usually is before bed, Yor's cheery and humming to herself. Right before she crawls into bed, though, she stops and picks up a wrapped present she's had by the night stand. She sets it on her lap before grinning at Toji, unable to help herself. ]
Hey, Toji, did you want to open a Christmas present early?
[ Like always, and like clockwork, Toji is already comfortable under the covers. Yor should know by now that he's somebody that goes to be early... at least in comparison to her. He's a greedy motherfucker, so of course, yeah. Toji perks, sitting upright with his hair touseled as he yawns. ]
Early? There a reason why you're being so generous?
[ Left on Toji's doorstep is a small box. Considering the wrapping paper is pink, it might give away who it comes from.
Inside, are a small set of gifts:
🐯 A small book; inside, Toji will find a bunch of polaroids of Megumi, mixed in with duo and trio pictures of him with Nobara and Yuji. In most of them he's making his usual ":/" face, but there might be one or two of him smiling. 🐯 A hot chocolate bomb set, with a mug that's huge and painted black. 🐯 Big, big leather jacket. Because Toji is big.
@hunter, (nsfw) text
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ive been really naughty
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DELIVERY
Dear Toji,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a sweater that says 'Daddy Claus'. ]
@NIGHTFALL
I thought of what I wanted.
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go for it
idk what i'm doing or asking for, but i want a date i guess
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Hey.
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So to get a message from him suddenly is.. surprising. ]
what
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give me something
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text @vessel
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call me that
[ why does he get first name basis and megumi doesn’t… ]
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sorry a bunch of clients came in lmfao
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Voice | 04/09 between 3-4am igss
Anyway, here's Wonderwall (of word vomit). ]
Mmmrrrmm, Tozhi? Issfine if'ur asleep, getchur rest.
Wait wait wait wait, no! Hold on!
Okay! ...'m shorry! Yer a big bear-m'n but can't just beat you up! Don'care what 'nyone shays! [ Who told her to throw hands? Someone did but she can't remember. ] Even'f I wanna 'n' they keep shaying I should 'cause you keep pullin' me close then pushin' me away! Alwaysh tellin' me not'ta bother with you!
[ She pauses to take a breath, but it comes out as a cough. Her voice is lower afterward. ]
'm not good't a lot. Men, cooking, shocials, 'n m'too strong fer my own good! I'm...just good for hurtin' 'n killin' 'n cleanin' up the messh...
But I think yer nice. I like you. A lot. Didn't know what t'do when you're so nice to me, 'n it hurt when you looked at me like y'didn' like me anymore. When you're mean and cold.
[ Just like then, it's hard to breathe when she thinks about it. He looked at her like...he was a thousand miles away. It leaves her with a weird hiccup between her words before she shakes herself out of it. ]
If'u're mean because you want me t'be mean back, I can't! I like you. Doeshn't feel like 'm shome kinda freaky monster when you're around.
...It'sh prob'ly stupid. Wanted to shpend more time with'yuu. Shtill do. [ sigh ] But y'sheem t'hate me now. S'my fault, I'm shorry. I was'tupid. Jus'wanted you t'know...I'm happy you're here.
Wanna hold your hand again. It was nice. Warm. [ She's out of steam. The wind sucked right out of her sails. Maybe she should just go to sleep and delete this recording later. ] Next time, I'd kiss you. If there'sh one.
[ That's the save button there right? Close enough. She's gonna select that and crawl under her covers, accompanied by a now awake and zooming kitten pouncing on her feet in her unconsciousness. ]
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He listens to it. And then again, because he can't really understand some of her words when she's talking like this. Then, he finds himself listening to it a third time.. because he made it replay by accident. Then, a fourth time.. just because. A fifth time, because even when she's slurring like this, her voice is soothing. A sixth time, because.. well. He doesn't even know why. He knows she's drunk and maybe she didn't mean everything she just said, but he had given up making any advancements to her after she rejected his kiss at the cherry blossom festival. This voicemail proves that she's interested, though. She likes him a lot, she says. She would kiss him if she had another chance to. But maybe that's just alcohol talking, right? If that was really the case, why didn't she let him when the opportunity was presented to him? She said she's bad with men and social situations, was that it?
Toji listens to it a seventh time, mostly because he's lonely. He should send her a message and reassure her everything is okay. He should also encourage her and tell her not to feel bad about herself. He should lavish her with positive affirmations, that her strength is something beautiful and she shouldn't be ashamed of.
He should ... but he can't. Not like this so suddenly.
This is all too familiar with how he felt about his first wife and he's realized now why it's been so hard to be normal and flirtatious with her. She's just like Megumi's mom, and losing her was too painful.. he doesn't know if he should risk going through it again.
He has to think a little more before doing anything. Maybe it's some he sought out advice, but he doesn't even know who he could turn to when it comes to something like this, because that means he would probably have to open up about his deceased wife and he isn't sure who he can be vulnerable with when it comes to something like that. He's never talked to anyone about her.
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He's gotta do something, though, but instead.. he just stays in bed for awhile. ]
@ice snap, text
Do you have a minute to talk?
[ Sometimes when someone is very drunk on you in the hot springs, the best thing to do is go straight to the source of the problem. ]
beat his ass, march (did you know my birthday is march 7th ... cause it is)
that is the best thing I have learned all week
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text; @curse - 04-14-77
Toji
may i bite you?
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where at?
[ Instead of asking what he’s talking about, he’s just going to humor this guy. ]
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it’s a long time, and then finally: ]
busy
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toji i swear
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the most annoying man
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hey
have you been talkin shit bout me?
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No response. Which makes Gojo's accusation even more convincing. ]
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@hearse, the first couple of days of the month
Toji.
Are you free tonight?
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Right? ]
been thinking about me?
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> action
i had a bizarre dream where i responded to this with some bdsm shit ????
WE NEVER GOT TO DO BDSM STUFF UGHHHFHGHGHH
:')
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audio; @CURSE - 05/05/78
Tojshi.
AUDIO;
Aa..?
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(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)
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what do you want
[ Charming as ever. ]
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ACTION;
Action; 7/22 or smthg
Toji? I've been meaning to ask you something. It may be a bit weird.
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Hnn. You can ask me anything…
[ But now that he’s been disturbed, he scoots a little bit closer on the bed and sits up in his forearms, one of them settling in the other side of Yor so he’s somewhat hovering over her and then also relaxed on his side of the bed. He watches her, expecting something serious. ]
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her nasty, hot man...
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the only time i can use this icon
1/? forbidden jawbreaker boogaloo
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gift.
text; @curse - 08-26-2278
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i am *now*
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toji-san
you ok
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im here
[ It takes a moment, but then another message comes through: ]
you alright?
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12/24, before bed
Hey, Toji, did you want to open a Christmas present early?
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He's a greedy motherfucker, so of course, yeah. Toji perks, sitting upright with his hair touseled as he yawns. ]
Early? There a reason why you're being so generous?
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🐯 delivery!
Inside, are a small set of gifts: The note left for him is short and to the point:
Toji-san,
Merry Christmas. Take it easy.
- Yuji. ]
@curse; late august
are you busy?
if so, become unbusy