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👅💦👨🏻FELIZ NAVIDADDY 👨🏻👅💦🧑‍🎄⁉️ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED ⁉️ 🎄today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING 😩 and encourage his second 💦 🧑‍🎄prepare to be FILLED 😩 with holiday cheer😉 you’ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF 🧝🏼‍♂️ but get ready to REARRANGE HER 🤶🏽😵‍💫 UNDER THE MANGER 🐪🍃👅 santa’s got a BIG 😮 SWEET 🍭STICKY 💧🍯 CANDY CANE 🍬to put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town 🏘️ but he’s also PENETRATING 👉🏼👌🏼the CHIMNEY 🕳️ 💨 and CUMMING ON ME ☃️ so don’t come a KNOCKIN 🤰🏻if the sleighs a ROCKIN 🛷😩 if you’ve got the cookie 🍪👅 santa’s got the MILK 🍼💦 and santa is HUNG 🍆‼️like the ornaments ‼️on your tree 🎄❓SO ASK YOURSELF ❓will you be TOPPING 😜👆🏼your tree this year or BOTTOMING? 😋 👇🏼 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝🏼‍♀️🧝🏼‍♂️👅 to receive a WHITE 🍼💦 christmas 😩🧑‍🎄 if you don’t get 1️⃣0️⃣ back get ready for santa’s 👅🪨ROCK HARD🪨👅 coal 😵‍💫

[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected into their vision:

Dear Toji,

LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.

Yours Sincerely,
LILITH

Inside that package, they will find a sweater that says 'Daddy Claus'. ]

Edited 2023-12-26 09:30 (UTC)

Hey.

I thought of what I wanted.

[ It took him a while to even acknowledge what happened, that his father had saved him. Megumi shouldn't even really be surprised, because it's not the first time he's been saved by him in some way (if that time in Shibuya even counts). It took even longer for him to work up the nerve to finally drop the man a messag.e ]

Hey.

Are you hungry?

hey fushiguro-san can i ask something

[ Hopefully Toji is having a nice sleep in the wee hours of the night because Yor definitely hasn't. Not yet, at least. The power of alcohol that he will thankfully never know is that it lowers one's inhibitions and overall just encourages a person to make an absolute ass clown of themselves as a result. Fun stuff until sobriety hits you like an unexpectedly strong blast of ice water from the fountain.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall (of word vomit). ]

Mmmrrrmm, Tozhi? Issfine if'ur asleep, getchur rest.

Wait wait wait wait, no! Hold on!

Okay! ...'m shorry! Yer a big bear-m'n but can't just beat you up! Don'care what 'nyone shays! [ Who told her to throw hands? Someone did but she can't remember. ] Even'f I wanna 'n' they keep shaying I should 'cause you keep pullin' me close then pushin' me away! Alwaysh tellin' me not'ta bother with you!

[ She pauses to take a breath, but it comes out as a cough. Her voice is lower afterward. ]

'm not good't a lot. Men, cooking, shocials, 'n m'too strong fer my own good! I'm...just good for hurtin' 'n killin' 'n cleanin' up the messh...

But I think yer nice. I like you. A lot. Didn't know what t'do when you're so nice to me, 'n it hurt when you looked at me like y'didn' like me anymore. When you're mean and cold.

[ Just like then, it's hard to breathe when she thinks about it. He looked at her like...he was a thousand miles away. It leaves her with a weird hiccup between her words before she shakes herself out of it. ]

If'u're mean because you want me t'be mean back, I can't! I like you. Doeshn't feel like 'm shome kinda freaky monster when you're around.

...It'sh prob'ly stupid. Wanted to shpend more time with'yuu. Shtill do. [ sigh ] But y'sheem t'hate me now. S'my fault, I'm shorry. I was'tupid. Jus'wanted you t'know...I'm happy you're here.

Wanna hold your hand again. It was nice. Warm. [ She's out of steam. The wind sucked right out of her sails. Maybe she should just go to sleep and delete this recording later. ] Next time, I'd kiss you. If there'sh one.

[ That's the save button there right? Close enough. She's gonna select that and crawl under her covers, accompanied by a now awake and zooming kitten pouncing on her feet in her unconsciousness. ]

Hey, Toji?
Do you have a minute to talk?

[ Sometimes when someone is very drunk on you in the hot springs, the best thing to do is go straight to the source of the problem. ]

[ after a solid minute of perusing his options for approaching this, choso eventually settles on the most direct route. ]

Toji may i bite you?

we need to talk

[ pretty much after this entire exchange. ]

hey
have you been talkin shit bout me?

[ ... all right, here she goes. ]

Toji.

Are you free tonight?

[ at some time around 2000 hours, a message comes through: ]

Tojshi.

you're annoying
(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)

Hey.

[ It's a nice evening in Yor's room. The AC actually works too so staying snug in her bed next to the giant bear-shaped space heater named Toji isn't unbearably hot and uncomfortable. While she reads an article via her implant, a thought hits her and she tilts her head a bit to look at him. ]

Toji? I've been meaning to ask you something. It may be a bit weird.

[ In the wake of Megumi's disappearance, Yuji is miserable, but... He's also got too big of a heart. He makes his way to Toji's room and, as quickly as he can, slips a Polaroid of his best friend under the door. Just so Toji has something to remember him by, for now. ]

are you awake?

[ Yuji has checked on the others, so... ]

toji-san
you ok

[ As she usually is before bed, Yor's cheery and humming to herself. Right before she crawls into bed, though, she stops and picks up a wrapped present she's had by the night stand. She sets it on her lap before grinning at Toji, unable to help herself. ]

Hey, Toji, did you want to open a Christmas present early?

[ Left on Toji's doorstep is a small box. Considering the wrapping paper is pink, it might give away who it comes from.

Inside, are a small set of gifts:

🐯 A small book; inside, Toji will find a bunch of polaroids of Megumi, mixed in with duo and trio pictures of him with Nobara and Yuji. In most of them he's making his usual ":/" face, but there might be one or two of him smiling.
🐯 A hot chocolate bomb set, with a mug that's huge and painted black.
🐯 Big, big leather jacket. Because Toji is big.

The note left for him is short and to the point:

Toji-san,

Merry Christmas. Take it easy.

- Yuji. ]

toji
are you busy?
if so, become unbusy

@hunter, (nsfw) text

DELIVERY

@NIGHTFALL

@rabbit - shortly before the kaiju fight

@rabbit , randomly

text @vessel

Voice | 04/09 between 3-4am igss

@ice snap, text

text; @curse - 04-14-77